I tossed into the bin three copies of "what charge code to use for printing" (updated every six weeks whether needed it or not), two dozen printouts of entire websites just to mark up one text change, an article by Ben Forta from 2004 about a technology that was slated to take over the world but which nobody uses now, three diagrams of where the fire exits are (updated every six months whether needed or not), and lots and lots of memoranda from H.R. explaining the forms I had to fill out with my full name and address to tell them that my name and address hadn't changed in the past six months.
I also finished off the office's last can of compressed air blowing a metric boatload of DUST off of everything.
It's nice and orderly now. :) I give it until about Thursday.
EDIT: Oh, I also found my thumb drive. How it ended up in the "NIMH website" pile, I have no idea. 0.o