John "The Gneech" Robey (the_gneech) wrote,
John "The Gneech" Robey

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Things That Make You Go "Buh?"

If the minivan about a pine cone usually competes with a mortician over the support group, then a skyscraper hides. Any sandwich can accurately sanitize an imaginative deficit, but it takes a real fruit cake to avoid contact with the scythe. The cab driver for an industrial complex ostensibly is a big fan of a grain of sand. A hockey player seeks a steam engine. Now and then, an asteroid near a paper napkin pees on the boiled warranty.

Is it my imagination, or is spam getting weirder?

Telemarketers should try this technique, I think. Just for the entertainment value.

-The Gneech
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