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Local News: Flavor Explosion Rocks Neighborhood; Sends Cartoonist to Emergency Room

FAIRFAX, VA, 11/13/2006 -- Local cartoonist and celebrated weirdo John "The Gneech" Robey
was sent to the emergency room after there was an explosion of flavorTM from the
packet of Gummy Yummies he was eating. "I was totally unprepared for it," Gneech was
quoted as saying to hospital personnel. "I am used to getting a burst of fruit flavor from
Starblast Fruit Chews, but this was on a whole other scale!"

No other people were injured in the explosion, but several windows were broken and at least one
toy Dalek was knocked off a desk. Neighborhood dogs are reportedly still barking, but that
may be due to the fact that several car alarms have still not been turned off by idiot owners.

Reportedly, this is not the first time The Gneech has suffered from food-related
institutionalization. Records indicate that he spent three months incarcerated at the
Northern Virginia Institute for the Very, Very Nervous in 1983 after having gone
cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
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