FAIRFAX, VA, 11/13/2006 -- Local cartoonist and celebrated weirdo John "The Gneech" Robey was sent to the emergency room after there was an explosion of flavorTM from the packet of Gummy Yummies he was eating. "I was totally unprepared for it," Gneech was quoted as saying to hospital personnel. "I am used to getting a burst of fruit flavor from Starblast Fruit Chews, but this was on a whole other scale!" No other people were injured in the explosion, but several windows were broken and at least one toy Dalek was knocked off a desk. Neighborhood dogs are reportedly still barking, but that may be due to the fact that several car alarms have still not been turned off by idiot owners. Reportedly, this is not the first time The Gneech has suffered from food-related institutionalization. Records indicate that he spent three months incarcerated at the Northern Virginia Institute for the Very, Very Nervous in 1983 after having gone cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.