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FAIRFAX, VA, 11/13/2006 -- Local cartoonist and celebrated weirdo John "The Gneech" Robey
was sent to the emergency room after there was an explosion of flavorTM from the
packet of Gummy Yummies he was eating. "I was totally unprepared for it," Gneech was
quoted as saying to hospital personnel. "I am used to getting a burst of fruit flavor from
Starblast Fruit Chews, but this was on a whole other scale!"

No other people were injured in the explosion, but several windows were broken and at least one
toy Dalek was knocked off a desk. Neighborhood dogs are reportedly still barking, but that
may be due to the fact that several car alarms have still not been turned off by idiot owners.

Reportedly, this is not the first time The Gneech has suffered from food-related
institutionalization. Records indicate that he spent three months incarcerated at the
Northern Virginia Institute for the Very, Very Nervous in 1983 after having gone
cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

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frostdemn
Nov. 14th, 2006 04:30 am (UTC)
Whoa, these things sound extreme! And I'm sitting here eating a box of Nerds wondering just how much more extreme those are...
frostdemn
Nov. 14th, 2006 04:48 am (UTC)
On that note, your icon caused me to run a search on YouTube for that scene with the dancing spazzing out.
As it turns out...:

Madagascar:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12
Part 13
Part 14

Amazing how much you can find on YouTube, ne?
torakiyoshi
Nov. 14th, 2006 07:00 am (UTC)
This is where I would be posting with that OMG YAY! Kermit the Frog icon.

Wow.

Have the best

-=TK
the_gneech
Nov. 14th, 2006 12:31 pm (UTC)
Well it should be easy to find! ;)

-TG
the_lizard_rat
Nov. 14th, 2006 04:49 am (UTC)
Never heard of them... we here in NY have no such thing.

I know, I know, heathens. :P What are they, like really sweet and tangy things?

Lizard Rat out.
Guzzling his 7th Dew of the night in Albany NY
the_gneech
Nov. 14th, 2006 12:33 pm (UTC)
That's 'cos they're totally fictional!

-TG
torakiyoshi
Nov. 14th, 2006 07:01 am (UTC)
Have you ever considered writing a column? Check out The Borowitz Report in the Inlander, for example.

Have the best

-=TK
the_gneech
Nov. 14th, 2006 12:32 pm (UTC)
I used to publish a newsletter called "The Morning Star" that was full of this kind of thing. But now there's The Onion instead!

-TG
mammallamadevil
Nov. 14th, 2006 08:03 am (UTC)
okay, it's official...
the straitjacket will be in the mail tomorrow...(grin)

and is this the same bottle of Bailey's procured from the same place that had 92 different kinds of vodka?

MLD
the_gneech
Nov. 14th, 2006 12:32 pm (UTC)
Re: okay, it's official...
It was the last of those little minis, yup.

-TG
mammallamadevil
Nov. 14th, 2006 05:02 pm (UTC)
Re: okay, it's official...
time to go back for more---put it on mah tab...(grin)

MLD
exatron
Nov. 14th, 2006 01:32 pm (UTC)
It could have been worse. Imagine if your head had turned into a giant fruit like those Gushers candies do to hapless kids in the commercials.
spikedpunch
Nov. 14th, 2006 03:57 pm (UTC)
"Gee, it is like there is a party in my mouth, and everyone is throwing up!"
exatron
Nov. 14th, 2006 07:48 pm (UTC)
Egg salad sandwiches from a truck stop's restroom do that to you too?
spikedpunch
Nov. 14th, 2006 09:01 pm (UTC)
Or not eating tacos for a while sometimes makes me explode.
genecatlow
Nov. 15th, 2006 02:50 am (UTC)
In case you haven't already found out, health insurance does NOT cover those incidents. O_O
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