STOP MUCKING AROUND WITH MY ACCESS RIGHTS, PARTICULARLY ON MY OWN COMPUTER!
We've gone through this again and again. You turn my rights off, I yell at you and the manager makes you turn them back on, and you say you're going to leave them on, but then you quietly turn off all my access rights again and I have to yell at you AGAIN.
KNOCK IT OFF.
I am an experienced web developer and just as much a member of the IT department as you are. I know what I'm doing around a PC and am not going to download a bunch of malware. You know this. Why you keep slyly insulting me this way, I don't know, but I resent it.
Turn my rights back on, please. And stop turning them off.