Mr. Certified Inspector Man was very thorough and quite impressed with the house. He did find some issues that need addressing (the outside water taps don't shut off properly, the stove needs anti-tip securing, and the doorbell has some kind of crazy jury-rig wiring that needs to be redone by a pro, that kind of thing), but overall the house is in excellent shape and looks beeyooteeful in the sunlight! ^.^
So now we wait to hear back from the seller on the "action items" and the mortgage broker about the chachingery, but so far we're on the fast track to new homeness. W00t!