My mom, taking tour of house: "Is this a grab bar?" *yank, yank, tug*
Me: "Uh, no, that's a towel rack. I wouldn't put too much weight on that."
Me: *puts hand on towel rack while turning on the shower*
Towel Rack: *pulls out of wall, making a 2-3" divot in the drywall*
-The Gneech ("It's not home, 'til you break something.")