you just get him in the Kung-Fu grip and have Laurie on the goo. That will work. Try wrapping him in a towel if the Kung-Fu grip does not work...

sadly someone who has had to do too much cat goo..

MLD

We know what that's like. When we were first adopted by one of our cats, he was a fighter, and one night came home with his eyelid split in half. Needed surgery to fix it and goo to keep it that way. Not pleasant.