the_gneech Asteroids do not concern me.

My Sexy, Sexy Voice

This crazy throat of mine never sounds the same from one day to the next any more. Earlier this week I sounded almost like my old self again and could even do a few of my usual catalog of funny voices. Today, I seem to be channeling Fats Domino.

I wonder if I should run out and market a recording of "Blueberry Hill" before my voice changes again. I'll tell you this much, tho ... if I hold a coffee mug over my mouth and say, "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed: the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force!" I get people popping up out of their cubicles looking around for Sith Lords.

-The Gneech