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"You play a very irritating game of 3-D chess, Mister Spock!" said Alex, taking up the mouse and moving the red queen icon up two levels to block a strategem.

"Well if that move irritated you, I'm afraid you're going to hate this one," replied Greg, moving the green rook. "That's the game, I believe."

"What?" said Alex, as a victory fanfare tune played and the word "CHECKMATE" flashed across the screen. "Oh, no way! You suck!"

"Me? Suck?" said Greg. "I'm the one who won! Obviously it must be you who sucks."

"Nope, nope," Alex said. "You quite definitely suck."

"I'm sorry, but logic has no sweethearts. You lost, therefore you suck."

"Who cares about logic? I know from intuition that you suck!"

Greg shook his head. "Your intuition is misleading you. Four out of five dentists say you suck."

"Ha!" said Alex. "You suck so much that everybody calls you 'The Suckinator'!"

"You should know, you're Suckmaster General!" said Greg.

"You suck like a Hoover on afterburners!" said Alex.

"You suck more than the tornado that carried off Dorothy's house!" said Greg.

"There are black holes out in space that only wish they sucked as much as you!" said Alex.

Brigid, watching the interchange from the doorway, finally said, "I see intelligent conversation has reached a new high around here. I think, with a little practice, you guys might be ready for eighth grade any day now!"

"Do not interfere, she-devil!" said Alex. "This is man talk!"

"It would have to be," Brigid replied. "But I just want to say, for the record, that you both suck more than Sucky McSuckerson, five-time winner of the Suckville Suckrace's annual Suckiest Sucker award." She turned on her heel and exited quickly, leaving silence in her wake.

"See?" said Greg finally. "I told ya you suck."

-The Gneech

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laurie_robey
Jul. 17th, 2007 05:04 pm (UTC)
Want me to prove it? I've got a straw right here!
winterknight01
Jul. 17th, 2007 05:16 pm (UTC)
I demand quantification of the suckage, measured in Lovelaces!
jedi_iwakura
Jul. 17th, 2007 05:35 pm (UTC)
Refreshing. XD I needed that laugh. Thanks.
susandeer
Jul. 17th, 2007 06:12 pm (UTC)
BAHAHAHAAA! Brigid ftw!
mammallamadevil
Jul. 17th, 2007 06:32 pm (UTC)
well, this fictionlet will not fit the taste, class, and style icon...
but like a bottle of Rolling Rock or Michelob, it's mighty refreshing!

MLD
camstone
Jul. 17th, 2007 06:43 pm (UTC)
I implode with all the suckage...
oceansedge
Jul. 17th, 2007 09:52 pm (UTC)
^5's Brigid, you GO grrl!
kylet
Jul. 17th, 2007 10:33 pm (UTC)
Owned. That's all I can say. WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA XD
rhanlav
Jul. 18th, 2007 01:04 am (UTC)
Hahahahah! Oh thats awesome!

--Salen
sarek_ca
Jul. 18th, 2007 01:17 am (UTC)
Not bad...
...and if you ever want pointers on chess terminology, equipment, etc., I'm on call. :)
mg4h
Jul. 18th, 2007 04:31 am (UTC)
Well, suck!

;)
hallan
Jul. 18th, 2007 12:52 pm (UTC)
I can sum up this story in one word, Alex. Go ahead, Hallan.
Pwned!
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