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THIS is SIDE TWO!!!

If you want to hear this record from the beginning, PLEASE TURN OVER!

Do NOT play this side of the record if you want side one.

THIS is SIDE TWO!!!

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We would like to apologize to purchasers of the Executive Version of this record for the peremptory nature of that announcement. Its brusque tone was intended solely for purchasers of the cheaper version.

-The Gneech

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samwise_fox
Jul. 31st, 2007 08:20 pm (UTC)
Son: There's a dead bishop on the landing, dad!
Klaus: Really?
Mother: Where's it from?
Son: Waddya mean?
Mother: What's its diocese?
Son: Well, it looked a bit Bath and Wells-ish to me...
Klaus: (getting up and going out the door) I'll go and have a look.
Mother: I don't know...kids bringin' 'em in here....
Son: It's not me!
Mother: I've got three of 'em down by the bin, and the dustmen won't touch 'em!
Klaus: (coming back in) Leicester.
Mother: 'Ow d'you know?
Klaus: Tattooed on the back o' the neck. I'll call the police.

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