Alternative music fans the world over were stunned this morning as local cartoonist and notorious weirdo John "The Gneech" Robey took singer/ songwriter David Byrne to the river, and dropped him in the water. "Psycho killer! Qu'est-ce que c'est?" Byrne is reported to have said as he plummeted towards the Potomac. Fortunately, his fall was slowed by his big floppy white suit, which also acted as a floatation device until rescue services arrived. When asked why he took Byrne to the river and dropped him in the water, Gneech replied, "Well, he told me to. I assumed that's what he wanted! I heard it on the radio. He also told me to take his money and his cigarettes, but I think he was just being polite." When asked to comment after being fished out, Byrne told reporters that water dissolves, and water removes. We don't know what it means, either.