John "The Gneech" Robey (the_gneech) wrote,
John "The Gneech" Robey

Here Is a Morning/*Star News Flash!

Alternative music fans the world over were stunned this morning as local
cartoonist and notorious weirdo John "The Gneech" Robey took singer/
songwriter David Byrne to the river, and dropped him in the water.

"Psycho killer! Qu'est-ce que c'est?" Byrne is reported to have said
as he plummeted towards the Potomac. Fortunately, his fall was slowed by
his big floppy white suit, which also acted as a floatation device
until rescue services arrived.

When asked why he took Byrne to the river and dropped him in the water,
Gneech replied, "Well, he told me to. I assumed that's what he wanted!
I heard it on the radio. He also told me to take his money and his
cigarettes, but I think he was just being polite."

When asked to comment after being fished out, Byrne told reporters that
water dissolves, and water removes. We don't know what it means, either.
Tags: gneech news, the morning star
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