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Where Have All the Joeys Gone?

Loooong time paaaaassin'...

*ahem!* No, sorry, strike that.

Joey! Duh.Anyway! A year or two back, in this space, I wrote about a particular variety of lunchgoer around here that I referred to as "The Joey." These guys were characterized by being young and male, having dark or blonde hair cropped quite short with just a little tuft right in the very front, and usually wearing a mock turtleneck in black or grey, with a dark blazer. (Their female counterpart, the Barbie, was more prone to pinstripe skirts and high heels, and more likely to be blonde.) These guys were the up-and-comers, ambitious kids looking to make their way among the smart set, and were particularly prone to showing up at Panera, the cheapish lunch place of choice for suburban sophisticates living on a budget.

It struck me today at lunch, that I haven't seen these guys in a while, at least not in the large groups I used to. I don't know if Tysons is gradually losing its upscaleyness, the Joeys and Barbies all got married and have turned into plain old suburbanites or what, but lately I've noticed the area moving away from its yuppified air. Harried moms with toddlers are the order of the day just now, and among those who are not harried moms with toddlers, there are as many fortysomethings and fiftysomethings with open collars and laptops as there are fresh-faced college kids dressed for success.

Of course, there are even more people of all varieties just sorta wearing whatever they felt like tossing on in the morning -- which in heat like this is usually a t-shirt and shorts or jeans. Like it or hate it, the casualization of the workplace really snowballing now. I suspect, but don't know for sure, that the movement away from the office and towards access-via-internet may be at work here as well. I guess most people would say that if you're going to camp out at Panera with your laptop all day, instead of going in to the office, there's not much point in putting on any more cloth than you must to avoid arrest.

But for all that, I kinda miss the Joeys. I wonder if the return of colder weather will bring them back.

-The Gneech

PS: Enough of this socioeconomic rambling! Time for a silly meme!

Your Score: Lurch!

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Lurch, the butler for the Addams family, is our test's Eidolon of Creepitude. While personifying the image of a "gentle giant" (he plays harpsichord!), his great stature and quiet, zombielike nature always manage to make the "normals" feel unsettled and ill-at-ease. Little is known of his past and if asked about him, Morticia gets a strange glimmer in her eye and says only, ?A shovel, a grave, and a cute little book bound in human skin that my father gave me when I was a child; one of my fondest memories.? Lurch was a wedding present to Gomez from Morticia and her Grand Ma-ma; they exhumed him from the local cemetery and brought him to life via magical incantations.

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Link: The what Proto-Goth Icon are you? Test written by anastasia_x on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test


( 6 comments — Leave a comment )
Aug. 9th, 2007 06:39 pm (UTC)
I just took that test. I came out, Pugsley. Bwahahahahahaha!
Aug. 9th, 2007 06:50 pm (UTC)
I went to Panera Bread a bunch of times when they opened a restaurant just across from work. Then I started thinking that it too was a bit pricey for portions that aren't that big. So now, unless I have a coupon, I'll eat at home.
Aug. 9th, 2007 10:08 pm (UTC)
Have you considered locating some Joeys, fitting them with radio collars, and tracking their migration patterns?
Aug. 9th, 2007 11:19 pm (UTC)
I am going to call you lurch from now on.
Aug. 9th, 2007 11:31 pm (UTC)
My theory.
Additionally, I have a theory that I call the Theory Of Inverse Yuppiness.

It goes like this: Every ten degrees in temperature increase correlates to a negative change in the yuppie appearance of the modern workforce.

Male Example: In 40-50 degree weather, turtlenecks and blazers makes sense and can be the staple of a Yuppie male's fashion diet. However, in 50-60 degree weather, the blazer is lost;
70-80 the turtleneck is replaced by an open collar, button down shirt with undershirt;
80-90 Slacks are usually lost in favor of denim or, more commonly, kakhis. Additionally, if the yuppie in question is in shape, the undershirt is lost and the collar is buttoned down a little more; 90+ All pretense of professionalism lost, tee-shirts and jeans, often shorts. No effort to do hair.
Aug. 10th, 2007 02:36 am (UTC)
I think that you were witnessing (in the form of your Joeys) the tail end of the "metrosexual" fashion trend. Apparently, this well-groomed, stylish, relaxed-trendy look has since fallen out of fashion. I'm not quite sure what has replaced it, i became a scientist so that i can bum around in cargo pants and a t-shirt, apply my brain to what matters, and put on a lab coat in order to look official.
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