That doesn't bug me; I was a spaz myself once upon a time and know what it's like. But what does bug me is that he keeps giving me grief whenever there's a break in SJ, as if I'm just sitting around deciding to withhold his SJ fix specifically to annoy him.
So today he sends me what he calls "hate mail" ranting about how he's done with webcomics, presumably because SJ is on break again while I deal with stuff right and left. (I haven't talked about it all here, but suffice to say I've been home one evening total since last week sometime.) He ended with a particularly rude-intentioned comment, although its execution sorta fell flat, and so for a few moments I tried to decide how to respond.
Choice 1: "Yeah, you're right. Webcomics totally suck, man. Although Freefall and Girl Genius aren't bad."
Choice 2: "Don't let the front door hit you on the backside."
Choice 3: "We're sorry, the number you have dialed is not in service. Please hang up and do not dial again."
I eventually decided to just not bother responding at all. But it was fun to think about.