Warning! Contents of this bag have been found to be DANGEROUSLY CHEESY®
. If exposed to this incredibly delicious substance, look for these signs of cheese-crazed behavior.
- A craving for all things cheesy.
- The inability to share an open bag with others.
- Fingers and tongue constantly orange.
- The unavoidable desire to hug a Cheetah -- specifically one named Chester Cheetah®.
If you suffer from any of these symptons, you, my friend, are officially hooked on the deliciously, DANGEROUSLY CHEESY® taste of CHEETOS® brand Cheese Flavored Snacks! The only cure? A never-ending supply of that cheesy crunch you crave. In case of emergency, immediately get more bags of CHEETOS® brand Crunchy Cheese Flavored Snacks.
And remember, always use the buddy system when snacking.
PS: What do you want to bet the person who wrote this gets paid way more than I do?