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And Now, To Express Myself in Verse

Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee

Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
and hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or otherwise I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts
with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't!

Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk!
Fripping lyshus wimbgunts
awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs
Bleem miserable venchit!
Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt!
Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit
Why not then? Moose

-The Gneech

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bailiff
Dec. 3rd, 2007 12:32 pm (UTC)
Lewis Carroll would be proud... 8|
dewhitton
Dec. 3rd, 2007 12:50 pm (UTC)
Ah! The rare 3rd verse that few survive long enough to hear! Well done! You Listened!
the_gneech
Dec. 3rd, 2007 02:19 pm (UTC)
I miss 5 1/4" floppy disks. :D

-TG
daemionfox
Dec. 3rd, 2007 01:25 pm (UTC)
Are you expressing yourself in this? I mean, it's well know verse. Aren't you expressing someone else? Just a point to ponder
the_gneech
Dec. 3rd, 2007 02:20 pm (UTC)
Aren't we all just a little Prosthetnic Vogon Jeltz? I mean, really, deep down?

-The Gneech
genecatlow
Dec. 4th, 2007 11:21 am (UTC)
Some of us, those who are indeed actual Vogons, are quite a bit Prosthetnic Vogons deep down. And I am sure that Jeltz himself is Prosthetnic Vogon through and through.

Vogons in general are pretty doggone hoopy, to tell the truth. How can one not admire a race whose poetry can kick ass both figuratively and literally?
rogue_richek
Dec. 3rd, 2007 01:40 pm (UTC)
I wonder how many will catch this. I got it from the first three words, but then, I'm a hopeless nerd.
level_head
Dec. 3rd, 2007 01:55 pm (UTC)
It's amusing that line 2 uses real words. Particularly considering the choice of words... What exactly are you trying to express? ];-)

===|==============/ Level Head
the_gneech
Dec. 3rd, 2007 02:22 pm (UTC)
I'm trying to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor!

-TG
exatron
Dec. 3rd, 2007 01:58 pm (UTC)
There's nothing quite like Vogon poetry, and I'm very thankful for that.
electronin
Dec. 3rd, 2007 02:36 pm (UTC)
I'll take the airlock!
radbaron
Dec. 3rd, 2007 02:54 pm (UTC)
my head hurts
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dhlawrence
Dec. 3rd, 2007 03:16 pm (UTC)
Ah, the second-worst poetry in the universe. It's art!
jedi_iwakura
Dec. 3rd, 2007 05:17 pm (UTC)
**silent screams of terror and pain**
klepsydra
Dec. 3rd, 2007 06:55 pm (UTC)
Do you happen to know Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Neil_Milne_Johnstone

Edited at 2007-12-03 06:57 pm (UTC)
dslartoo
Dec. 3rd, 2007 11:17 pm (UTC)
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz would be proud.

cheers,
Phil
hossblacksilver
Dec. 4th, 2007 06:04 am (UTC)
I hope your small intestine leaps up through your neck and throttles your brain for that. (n)_(n)

IT'S A POETRY TRAP!!!
kinkyturtle
Dec. 4th, 2007 10:01 am (UTC)
...I liked it!
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