Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
and hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or otherwise I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts
with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't!
Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk!
Fripping lyshus wimbgunts
awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs
Bleem miserable venchit!
Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt!
Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit
Why not then? Moose
-The Gneech
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
and hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or otherwise I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts
with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't!
Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk!
Fripping lyshus wimbgunts
awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs
Bleem miserable venchit!
Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt!
Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit
Why not then? Moose
-The Gneech
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-TG
-The Gneech
Vogons in general are pretty doggone hoopy, to tell the truth. How can one not admire a race whose poetry can kick ass both figuratively and literally?
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-TG
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Neil_Milne_Johnstone
Edited at 2007-12-03 06:57 pm (UTC)
cheers,
Phil
IT'S A POETRY TRAP!!!