?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

And Now, To Express Myself in Verse

Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee

Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
and hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or otherwise I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts
with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't!

Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk!
Fripping lyshus wimbgunts
awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs
Bleem miserable venchit!
Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt!
Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit
Why not then? Moose

-The Gneech

Comments

genecatlow
Dec. 4th, 2007 11:21 am (UTC)
Some of us, those who are indeed actual Vogons, are quite a bit Prosthetnic Vogons deep down. And I am sure that Jeltz himself is Prosthetnic Vogon through and through.

Vogons in general are pretty doggone hoopy, to tell the truth. How can one not admire a race whose poetry can kick ass both figuratively and literally?

Latest Month

November 2019
S M T W T F S
     12
3456789
10111213141516
17181920212223
24252627282930

Tags

Page Summary

Powered by LiveJournal.com
Designed by Tiffany Chow