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The Hazards of Working From Home

Me: "Okay, I need to get up and go over to the computer now."

Buddha: "Not so fast, bucko!" *curls up in lap and purrs*

Me: "Trapped! Oh noes! I can't go over to the computer!"

Buddha: *evil laugh*

Me: "NOOOOOoooooooo!"

Work: *totally doesn't get done*

-The Gneech


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Feb. 12th, 2008 07:04 pm (UTC)
Heeeheeeheee, evil fluffiness strikes again :D

Jerry'll do the same sometimes ^^

Feb. 12th, 2008 07:09 pm (UTC)
Riley likes to do that to me. He wouldn't get away with it if he weren't cute.
Feb. 12th, 2008 07:19 pm (UTC)
Buddha : "I can haz lap now. Pwnd, suckah!"
Feb. 12th, 2008 08:22 pm (UTC)
I am so doing that if I can ever get to a con where you're working and I'm not...
Feb. 12th, 2008 09:19 pm (UTC)
You're going to curl up in my lap and purr? 0.o

I thought you were a fox now!

-The Gneech
Feb. 12th, 2008 10:11 pm (UTC)
Nothing says a fox can't do that. You think we don't like to be comfortable???

The purring might be a stretch, but I'm sure there's an equivalent happy-noise.
Feb. 12th, 2008 10:26 pm (UTC)
Are you going to lick his nose, too?
Feb. 12th, 2008 10:32 pm (UTC)
At this rate, we're gonna end up on a commercial for "TOO HOT FOR TV! FURS GONE WILD!"

-The Gneech, who hasn't been on spring break since 1991
Feb. 12th, 2008 11:15 pm (UTC)
:::pulls up my shirt::: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Feb. 12th, 2008 11:15 pm (UTC)
Mmmmmmmmmmaybe... ;-)
Feb. 13th, 2008 08:01 pm (UTC)
Let me know when, so I can have my camera phone ready @:D
Feb. 12th, 2008 09:42 pm (UTC)
And I'll be there with a camera.
Feb. 12th, 2008 08:23 pm (UTC)
Trinsic works from home as well ;) While he waits for his computer programming stuff to compile, he'll relax on the couch...

Until the dog pounces on him! XD
Feb. 12th, 2008 08:57 pm (UTC)
You're lucky, all your cat does it curl up on your lap. My dog Sonja used to wait till I was at the computer, then she'd lift up my arm with her nose, and if I didn't pay attention, she'd reach up and start hitting the keyboard with a paw. *laughs* If you ever got a text message that was a garble at the end, it was probably her sending it.

Feb. 12th, 2008 09:18 pm (UTC)
Just more proof that cats are not productive...

[I'm probably gonna so pay for that later... but it was worth it!]
Feb. 12th, 2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
Cute ^^

I wish I had that problem

Feb. 12th, 2008 10:25 pm (UTC)
ahem rollers on chair?

multitasking keep kittay on lap rollin over to the desk do internetz winwin!
Feb. 12th, 2008 11:51 pm (UTC)
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Feb. 13th, 2008 12:41 am (UTC)
Didn't you know that cats will gravitate and bother the busiest person? ^_~
Feb. 13th, 2008 05:53 am (UTC)
Re: Neko-ness!
Not to mention the one most allergic to cats. Why do you think Buddha chose to hang about outside of Gneech's house? So now he has the best of both worlds: a busy lion that loves to give pettins, and a lion who's deathly allergic to cats.

Have the best

Feb. 13th, 2008 02:01 am (UTC)
Oh Noes! You have 'cat in lap' syndrome! The weighted companion cat is your friend and wants to help keep you from exerting yourself.
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