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The Hazards of Working From Home

Me: "Okay, I need to get up and go over to the computer now."

Buddha: "Not so fast, bucko!" *curls up in lap and purrs*

Me: "Trapped! Oh noes! I can't go over to the computer!"

Buddha: *evil laugh*

Me: "NOOOOOoooooooo!"

Work: *totally doesn't get done*

-The Gneech

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genecatlow
Feb. 12th, 2008 11:51 pm (UTC)
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