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What's With This Traffic? (By Me)

To the tune of "Eleanor Rigby":

Argh, look at all these bonehead people
Argh, look at all these bonehead people

What's with this traffic?
I'm cruising along
and some idiot's tailgating me
Look over and see

The left lane is empty
if you want to go faster
get over and out of this rut
get off of my butt

   All the bonehead people
   where do they all come from?
   All the bonehead people
   why won't they leave me 'lone?

Get off that cellphone
there's no conversation
worth having so much you could die
Just say goodbye

Both hands on the wheel, dude
Try paying attention
to all of the traffic that's up in your face
come back down from space

   All the bonehead people
   where do they all come from?
   All the bonehead people
   why won't they leave me 'lone?

Argh, look at all these bonehead people
Argh, look at all these bonehead people

What's with this traffic?
There's nothing the matter
but people keep on slowing down
Keep moving, clowns!

Look at them sitting
when the light's green they
just sit and won't move their buns
But red lights they run!

   All the bonehead people
   where do they all come from?
   All the bonehead people
   why won't they leave me 'lone?

-The Gneech


( 26 comments — Leave a comment )
Feb. 21st, 2008 02:12 pm (UTC)
*claps wildly* Bravo! Where's my collector 5.1 DVDaudio?
Feb. 21st, 2008 03:38 pm (UTC)
If you can supply the violin players, I can do the rest! ;)

-The Gneech
Feb. 21st, 2008 02:18 pm (UTC)
*chuckles* Very good ^^
Feb. 21st, 2008 03:38 pm (UTC)
Domo arigato!

Feb. 21st, 2008 07:37 pm (UTC)
Mr. Roboto.

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Feb. 21st, 2008 03:39 pm (UTC)
Hey, there's not much else to do when you're sitting in traffic... ;)

Feb. 21st, 2008 03:03 pm (UTC)
You've been taping me when I drive, haven't you?
Feb. 21st, 2008 03:13 pm (UTC)
Ceiling Gneech is recording your road rage
Feb. 21st, 2008 03:39 pm (UTC)
Traffic annoyance is universal -- the only variable is "degree".

Feb. 21st, 2008 04:53 pm (UTC)
I deliver the local paper for a part time job so I've had plenty of opportunity to observe all that you've mentioned here. Granted traffic is not as bad around here as in the D.C. area but we still have our share of idiots on the roads.

Hey, do you mind if I add you to my friends list? I've been reading S.J. and N.N. for a while now and enjoy both comics.
Feb. 21st, 2008 05:24 pm (UTC)
By all means! :) You might also want to check out suburban_jungle. :)

-The Gneech
Feb. 21st, 2008 06:13 pm (UTC)
You are required to check out Suburban Jungle. :)
Feb. 21st, 2008 06:25 pm (UTC)
Requirements posted by genecatlow may not represent the policies or opinions of suburban_jungle, its owners, or staff and are not necessarily endorsed by the_gneech. Check with your doctor to determine if suburban_jungle is right for you. Rare but serious side effects may include headaches, nausea, postmodern ennui, discoloration of the hair or teeth, or a sudden and painful death by the hands of ninjarazzi. suburban_jungle is copyright ©2008 by John "The Gneech" Robey, all rights reserved, and may not be transferred, refunded, sold, or taxed. Offer void where prohibited.

-The Gneech's lawyer's lawyer's lawyer
Feb. 21st, 2008 06:47 pm (UTC)
you should also make a reciprocal link to the all-knowing Gato's site...
since the all knowing Gato has twice the commute you do...(grin)

co-owner of suburban_jungle LJ community and legal proofreader..

Feb. 21st, 2008 09:16 pm (UTC)
Feb. 22nd, 2008 07:26 pm (UTC)
You forgot that Suburban Jungle should not be used in critical systems such as, but not limited to, air traffic control, life support systems and nuclear reactor controls. ;)
Feb. 21st, 2008 06:56 pm (UTC)
Done, and thank you!
Feb. 21st, 2008 06:39 pm (UTC)
Aaaaaaand TOURIST SEASON is coming soon.

Featuring: THE WANDERING WINNEBAGO OF DOOM on the beltway.
Feb. 21st, 2008 06:48 pm (UTC)
or worse yet, the 101 northbound...
turning the 85 interchange into pedantic nightmare...

Feb. 22nd, 2008 07:00 am (UTC)
Speaking of pedantic...
You mean pedestrian?
Feb. 22nd, 2008 07:24 pm (UTC)
Re: Speaking of pedantic...
Oh, pedestrian is far too common. ;)

Edited at 2008-02-22 07:26 pm (UTC)
Feb. 21st, 2008 07:41 pm (UTC)
God, this almost perfectly describes my morning run. Traffic here in Orlando can be unreal sometimes.
Feb. 21st, 2008 09:18 pm (UTC)
nicely done sir

all we need do is find a karaoke verson of the music for you to sing to and we have a new radio in the morning hit
Feb. 22nd, 2008 01:26 am (UTC)
I was thinking the same thing
finding the karaoke version of that :)

Also try the same thing but with SNOW this morning Grrrr
Feb. 22nd, 2008 02:06 am (UTC)
Fun times on the Beltway, I see. ;P
Feb. 22nd, 2008 02:20 am (UTC)
Considering I just had to drive home through another rendtion of "AIIIEEE!!! WATER FROM THE SKY?!"

Thank you.
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