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'Dork Tower' by John Kovalic

Yup.

-The Gneech

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rikoshi
Apr. 9th, 2008 11:22 pm (UTC)
Wait, what game system ever has you roll two d20s and has you trying to roll low?
kamau_d_lyon
Apr. 10th, 2008 10:47 am (UTC)
Yeah, welcome to the game of life. Just hoping I down roll a critical failure today.
ketrava
Apr. 11th, 2008 04:37 pm (UTC)
the barbarian that couldnt climb
GM
so the evil bell is set to ringing its tollingsummons the dead and its invisibly suspended over the canyon
mage
its immune to magic i cant stop it
ME
I have TONS of jump ill get it
I RUN and JUMP off the cliff at the bell (rolls 1)
Gm
as you run you slip a little but then you seem to
_roll_
ME
(rolls 1)
GM
almost catch your self but you still seem to slide off the cliff into the bell scrabbling at the last second to
_roll_
ME
(rolls 1)
GM
get purchase but you cant get a good grip you slip off the precipice and just at the last moment
_roll_
ME
(rolls ANOTHER DAMNED1)
GM
OK FINE you fall screaming to your horrible horrible doom it takes you two lungfulls of breath to scream before you become spaghetti sauce roll another toon

ME
dammit
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