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"You know," said Brigid, putting butter on her english muffin, "your nit-pickiness can be infuriating. I get really tired of having to listen to you de-bunk every little thing I say."

"Well, actually," said Greg, "I only de-bunk about half the things you say. You use so very much hyperbole that after a while I just can't keep up. Like the other day, when you asserted--"

His sentence was interrupted by the necessity of having to duck the toaster oven flying rapidly towards his head.

-The Gneech

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rhanlav
Apr. 11th, 2008 02:53 pm (UTC)
He shouldn't have said anything. Its safer that way.
the_gneech
Apr. 11th, 2008 06:54 pm (UTC)
But it would be totally out of character, too. ;)

-TG
rhanlav
Apr. 12th, 2008 04:33 pm (UTC)
Yes, but then you don't get toaster ovens tossed at you. :P

--Salen
frostdemn
Apr. 11th, 2008 02:57 pm (UTC)
Wow, I'm inclined to believe that's the second most violent I've ever seen Brigid.
the_gneech
Apr. 11th, 2008 06:55 pm (UTC)
We'll never know just what she did at the restaurant that was playing "Puff, the Magic Dragon"...

-The Gneech
laurie_robey
Apr. 11th, 2008 03:01 pm (UTC)
Felling pedantic, was he?
kinkyturtle
Apr. 12th, 2008 06:16 am (UTC)
<smartarse>I think you mean "feeling".</smartarse>
mammallamadevil
Apr. 11th, 2008 04:59 pm (UTC)
my new statement:
when toasters fly...

MLD
hossblacksilver
Apr. 14th, 2008 03:44 am (UTC)
Re: my new statement:
In my day, flying toasters where a screen saver, and that's the way it was and we liked it.

Now, you kids get off my lawn!
toujiron
Apr. 11th, 2008 08:27 pm (UTC)
Ahhhh. I knew there was something awesome missing this year. Thank goodness it's here now.
exatron
Apr. 12th, 2008 09:49 pm (UTC)
What did the toaster oven say to deserve such abuse?

mmm… english muffin…
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