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From satyrblade: Cat's-Eye Cam!
The garden gnomes actually look quite natural in that context.

From hallan, who stole it from Dumnestor's Heroes:

An elf, an orc, and a dwarf enter a tavern and each orders a mug of the local brew. It's a hot, humid summer day and the place is full of flies, and it just so happens that three flies are buzzing along in just the right place at the right time to land in each of our heroes' drinks.

The elf stares in horror for a moment, and then calls out, "Barkeep! I cannot drink this, bring me another!"

The orc picks the fly out and examines it for a moment, and then eats it and drinks the ale, unconcerned.

The dwarf picks the fly out and starts shaking it furiously, shouting "Spit it out, you little bastard! Spit it out!"

From Mutts:

From icanhaschzbrgr:

From xydexx: Good Cheer May Spread Itself, Study Suggests

Phew! What a day. 0.o

-The Gneech


( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
Dec. 6th, 2008 06:54 pm (UTC)
That flies-in-the-beer joke has been done as a UK joke. Replace the dwarf with Scotsman.
Dec. 7th, 2008 05:50 am (UTC)
Aye... and also as an Irishman defending his Guinness.

Dec. 7th, 2008 05:49 am (UTC)
You have to watch out for those garden gnomes...

Dec. 10th, 2008 07:50 am (UTC)
I have to admit that I laughed out loud at the ale joke. n_n
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