horribly jollyand shantaks and shoggoths
nightgaunts and polyps
and fungi from Yoggoth
but do you recall
the most loathesome beastie of all?
Freddy the Red-Brained Mi-Go
had a very slimy brain! (Like a Jell-O Mold!)
And if you ever saw it
you would scream and go insane! (BLBLBLBLBBLDDLBLBLLBB!!!)
All of the other Mi-Go
laughed at him and make remarks! ("Hey, snot-brain!")
They never let poor Freddy
whisper with them in the dark! ("Shh! Shh! Shh!")
Then one foggy Solstice eve
{INCOMPREHENSIBLE — "Nuru"?} came to say:
"Freddy with your brain so bright,
won't you scare some folks tonight?"
Then how the Mi-Go loved him (Yay!)
as they buzzed about the place. (Bzz! Bzz! Bzz!)
Freddy the Red-Brained Mi-Go,
you'll live out in darkest space!
—Dunwich Children's Chorale