Hey dol, derry dol, what-the-hooey-are-you-saying???
Then he's sent eastward as a messenger boy for the rangers. Did he really work his way to Honourary Shirriff just to end up delivering mail again? But at least he got to see some sights along the way.
We're on the wrong side of the Misty Mountains for Erebor — that must be the famous Weathertop.
Yup, that's Weathertop all right.
What's next, delivering pies to Rivendell?
Meanwhile, half a continent away, Galadhalion comes to the unhappy realization that Moria has sewers, and he's in them.
Don't step in balrog scat, whatever you do. 0.o