Thornton: Out of stock in 2X and canceled. Experience suggests it would not have fit anyway.
Vigilante: Received in 2X, too small, returned for refund because it doesn't come in 3X.
Canvas Double-Breasted: Received in 3X, slightly snug (!) but viable fit. Extremely snazzy. Lost a button after a week, but laurie_robey was on hand for repairs.
Pocketwatch: Received, worn with vest, also extremely snazzy.
Alternate Double-Breasted: Received in 52. Fit more like a 42. WTF. Return in exchange for a 54 in the hopes that it was mis-marked, still pending.
NET RESULTS: Four vests ordered, one wearable, one pending, two failures. Plus pocketwatch.
Ain't easy being a dapper gent.