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Who's Brilliant Idea Was It...?

"Control tower, this is private jet zero-niner-niner requesting emergency assistance, over."

"Zero-niner-niner, this is the tower, state your position and the nature of your emergency."

"Other than being approximately one hour south of New York City, I don't know my exact position. I'm in a thick cloudbank and have no point of reference."

"Zero-niner-niner, what is your altitude?"

"I don't know my altitude; I'm pretty high up tho, over."

"Zero-niner-niner, check your intrumentation. Is your altimeter failing?"

"Uh ... well ... that's the problem. My instruments are invisible."

"...Er, zero-niner-niner, could you repeat that?"

"My instruments are invisible. This is Wonder Woman. I'm flying an invisible jet."

"An invisible jet."

"Yes. Also, I may be running out of fuel; I can't tell for sure, tho, because my fuel gauge is invisible."

"Uh ... roger that ... uh ... Wonder Woman. We are attempting to locate you on radar. Drop 100 feet and let us know if you can see anything, over."

"I can't drop exactly 100 feet, because I can't read my altimeter. But I'll go down a bit ... a-ha! I see the approach, tower. Request permission to land."

"Permission granted to land, Wonder Woman. Is your landing gear down?"

"How the hell should I know??? Over."

-The Gneech


( 17 comments — Leave a comment )
Feb. 6th, 2009 04:28 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I always did wonder why she chose to have an invisible jet... XP
Feb. 6th, 2009 05:51 pm (UTC)
Because she lost the invisible Rolls Royce in '47.

Feb. 6th, 2009 05:52 pm (UTC)
That comes waaaaay too close to making sense for comfort.

-The Gneech
Feb. 6th, 2009 09:19 pm (UTC)
I have to agree; I always thought the invisible jet was kind of pointless, considering that it doesn't make its passengers invisible along with it, nor was it completely silent. (At least, such was the case in the TV series and the handful of comic books I saw back in the day.) A woman dressed in a tight red-white-and-blue corset and bikini bottoms, seen to be apparently flying through the air, completely unsupported, in a seated position, accompanied by jet-engine sounds and contrails coming off the wing tips, is not exactly inconspicuous or stealthy just because you can't see the actual airplane!

Feb. 6th, 2009 09:24 pm (UTC)
And for some reason now I'm thinking of Freakazoid! and his "flight" style...
Feb. 6th, 2009 04:35 pm (UTC)
lol - good one :)
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Feb. 6th, 2009 08:12 pm (UTC)
zero niner niner, please circle the tower a few times while our experts come out with binoculars to examine your... gear. :)
Feb. 6th, 2009 10:01 pm (UTC)
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Brilliant!!! Request permission to make an audio recording of this!
Feb. 8th, 2009 03:09 am (UTC)
Feel free. :) All I ask is credit where credit is due. ;)

Feb. 7th, 2009 12:11 am (UTC)

Feb. 7th, 2009 12:22 am (UTC)
Dude! You totally need one! It would make SENSE for YOU to have an invisible jet! Only... you'd have to pilot it naked...

"Ladies and gentlemen, there will be an open wet bar on this flight..."
Feb. 7th, 2009 02:50 am (UTC)
Didn't the latest Justice League animated shows just scrap the invisible plane and just give WW the power to fly finally?
Feb. 8th, 2009 03:09 am (UTC)
Honestly, I have no idea. :D

Feb. 7th, 2009 04:26 am (UTC)
And this is why Wonder Woman's Invisible Uniform... was never seen.

[Think about it.]
Feb. 8th, 2009 03:10 am (UTC)
I wonder if the blueprints were drawn in invisible ink.

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