John "The Gneech" Robey (the_gneech) wrote,
John "The Gneech" Robey
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Off to Her Shift at the Skankworks?

For reasons not really worth delving into here, I'm home this afternoon and I was out in the yard cleaning out the car a bit. Suddenly I notice walking up our pleasant little suburban street, crossing over to my side, a gal who is about four hours early to be a lady of the evening. Every cliché in the book! Booty-call short-shorts with heart-shaped bling on the back pockets, fishets, halter top, electric fuschia hair, go-go boots. It was like she was dressed up as a hooker for Halloween. 0.o

She casually vamped on by, causing me to suppress a snort, and kept on up the street, occasionally doing the "Give a girl a lift, sailor?" look over her shoulder in my direction, which caused me to suppress more snorts. I couldn't help it! She just looked incredibly silly.

I dunno, I may be maligning the poor girl. It's possible she was genuinely flirting and just has really bad fashion sense, but it's hard to imagine that being the case. Either way it was a highly unexpected encounter to take place in my front yard at 2:00 on a Wednesday afternoon.

-The Gneech
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