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Off to Her Shift at the Skankworks?

For reasons not really worth delving into here, I'm home this afternoon and I was out in the yard cleaning out the car a bit. Suddenly I notice walking up our pleasant little suburban street, crossing over to my side, a gal who is about four hours early to be a lady of the evening. Every cliché in the book! Booty-call short-shorts with heart-shaped bling on the back pockets, fishets, halter top, electric fuschia hair, go-go boots. It was like she was dressed up as a hooker for Halloween. 0.o

She casually vamped on by, causing me to suppress a snort, and kept on up the street, occasionally doing the "Give a girl a lift, sailor?" look over her shoulder in my direction, which caused me to suppress more snorts. I couldn't help it! She just looked incredibly silly.

I dunno, I may be maligning the poor girl. It's possible she was genuinely flirting and just has really bad fashion sense, but it's hard to imagine that being the case. Either way it was a highly unexpected encounter to take place in my front yard at 2:00 on a Wednesday afternoon.

-The Gneech

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susandeer
Feb. 11th, 2009 08:06 pm (UTC)
It's amazing, the difference between the two coasts as what constitutes hooker-wear... Out here, some guy tried twice to call me over to his car. My attire? Snug jeans, Scrabble t-shirt (brown), burnt orange fleece jacket, sunglasses, and brown sneakers. Hooker-wear? Really?

What's really funny was the first attempt to call me over, then following me for another block, then trying again! It makes me wonder if he thought, "Maybe it's her first day on the job and she doesn't get the signals. Let's try again!"

Maybe she thought your snorting was one of those Elk-in-Rut things!
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sirfox
Feb. 11th, 2009 08:40 pm (UTC)
just hafta mention this when i'm at work, away from my art supplies...
ladyfox7oaks
Feb. 11th, 2009 08:16 pm (UTC)
GAWDS Almighty that sounds like a COLD outfit to be wearing at this time of year in anywhere other than Australia... BrRRRRRR!!!
(Of course- I'm looking outside at sunshine and snow falling...)
sirfox
Feb. 11th, 2009 08:40 pm (UTC)
It's been rather unseasonably warm in the greater metro DC region where this individual was spotted. Like, mid-70s.

Crazy.
mammallamadevil
Feb. 12th, 2009 12:43 am (UTC)
ESPECIALLY in your hood!
although, I just chalk it up to an amateur (you don't say age) and some bad fashion sense...

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hossblacksilver
Feb. 12th, 2009 08:16 am (UTC)
The way you put it, makes me wonder if the local clinic should be stocking up for Cyber-STDs. Remember, you're not just sleeping with that cyborg, you're sleeping with every computer that cyborg has slept with.
stilghar
Feb. 12th, 2009 02:52 pm (UTC)
Remember: When interfacing, it's buffered I/O, or Permission Denied.

:P
hossblacksilver
Feb. 13th, 2009 04:45 am (UTC)
*chuckles*
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