She casually vamped on by, causing me to suppress a snort, and kept on up the street, occasionally doing the "Give a girl a lift, sailor?" look over her shoulder in my direction, which caused me to suppress more snorts. I couldn't help it! She just looked incredibly silly.
I dunno, I may be maligning the poor girl. It's possible she was genuinely flirting and just has really bad fashion sense, but it's hard to imagine that being the case. Either way it was a highly unexpected encounter to take place in my front yard at 2:00 on a Wednesday afternoon.