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Buddha: *deathstare of doom at the guest room door*

Me: Buddha, stop obsessing on Dasher.

Buddha: Obsessing? I'm not obsessing! This is the natural concern one feels over an INVADING HELLSPAWN INVADER FROM HELL!!!

Me: Actually, he's a domestic shorthair from West Virginia.

Buddha: Same difference.

-The Gneech

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dhlawrence
May. 13th, 2009 12:20 pm (UTC)
"DIE, vile infidel, DIE!"
mammallamadevil
May. 13th, 2009 05:08 pm (UTC)
poor Dasher...
he's no match for the charismatic former rafter cat...

MLD
radbaron
May. 13th, 2009 01:25 pm (UTC)
Your Pupil, RadBaron, would like to have a combat with his master Amra!

I can just imagine Buddha outside the door now doing Jack Nicholson impersonations... "Here kitty kitty, kitty"
dagucoon
May. 13th, 2009 01:35 pm (UTC)
http://www.feliway.com/us

Have you tried this? I have a super scardy cat and this really calmed him down. I don't even have to use it anymore.
laurie_robey
May. 13th, 2009 02:47 pm (UTC)
Yes, we have a diffuser plugged into the wall. Hasn't made a dent in Buddha's behavior, unfortunately.
djarums
May. 13th, 2009 02:13 pm (UTC)
Keep up those dramatics Buddha! They amuse me....
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djarums
May. 14th, 2009 12:39 am (UTC)
Quiet! get back in your box!
exatron
May. 13th, 2009 04:10 pm (UTC)
So, what's left on the list of ways to introduce new cats to each other?
ladyfox7oaks
May. 13th, 2009 07:29 pm (UTC)
Water pistols at ten feet?
torakiyoshi
May. 13th, 2009 11:52 pm (UTC)
Tell Bhudda that the devil went down to Georgia, not West Virginia!

-=Kiyoshi
radbaron
May. 14th, 2009 01:45 am (UTC)
He took a detour, got lost, and wouldnt ask for directions first. Thats why he was way behind.
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