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My Job: An Analogy



-The Gneech, who'd like to actually have a weekend sometime

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octoberscorpio
Jun. 29th, 2009 11:59 pm (UTC)
Albatross! Easily one of my favorite MP skits.
grizzly47
Jun. 30th, 2009 03:45 am (UTC)
I enjoy the Parrot bit.
It's a dead Parrot.

>.. NO it's not. It's just stunned.
kinkyturtle
Jun. 30th, 2009 08:09 am (UTC)
I had a job selling seagulls on a pier once. Unfortunately, on a pier, seagulls are easy to come by, and everyone was plucking theirs out of the air with pincers and not buying mine. So I moved to Kansas and started selling seagulls on dry land, where they were considered an exotic delicacy.

I just wish those damn Kansans wouldn't quit smothering them in ketchup all the time... Philistines, hmph!
kinkyturtle
Jun. 30th, 2009 07:03 pm (UTC)
ERRATUM
for all text starting at
"So I moved to Kansas..."
read
"So I started selling pincers."
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