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About The Gneech

Described by his closest friends as "almost as good, but a lot cheaper," The Gneech is widely regarded as a simpleton whose continued ability to remain at large is proof of a harsh and uncaring universe. Some more refined scholars take issue with this belief, however, contending that The Gneech is in fact actually a moron, cleverly disguised as a simpleton. Professor Smedling of the Very Expensive Institute of Helsinki, commenting on this theory, is quoted as saying, "Obviously there is a village somewhere sorely missing its idiot."

On the other hand, there are those who take a much more sinister view towards The Gneech. He is, for instance, well-known to Scotland Yard, which is rather peculiar considering that he's never set foot outside the United States. Detective Inspector Theresamanbehindyou of the London CID, asked about this state of affairs, replied, "Well, you can never be too careful with his sort, can you?" [1]

When confronted with these facts, The Gneech simply shrugs. "Well, yeah," he says. "But I do have a great cat." He then shows people this video in support of his claim:

Admittedly, it is a great cat. But as for the rest, the reader is advised to decide for themselves.

[1] When addressed as Detective Inspector Theresamanbehindyou, he was then quoted as saying, "Where!? Where!?"


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Jul. 1st, 2009 03:52 am (UTC)
Cats do not ask. They demand.
Jul. 1st, 2009 03:56 am (UTC)
Budda is so cute. I remember the ratty looking cat when you first found him. Now he's as dapper as his owners. ;P
Jul. 1st, 2009 12:17 pm (UTC)
I still maintain Buddha found THEM....
but yes, he's come a long way since the first can of fancy feast and the frozen water dish...

Jul. 1st, 2009 04:08 am (UTC)
Jul. 1st, 2009 04:16 am (UTC)
Buddha is awesome!
Jul. 1st, 2009 07:20 am (UTC)
Relax-a-cats are awrsomes!!
Jul. 1st, 2009 10:06 am (UTC)
Granted, Buddha is a great cat, but I'll not have you talking of my husband like that!
Jul. 1st, 2009 12:46 pm (UTC)
"Cat and Ball At Rest"

A fanciful piece featuring a fanciful cat who identifies with the roundness of the ball, while simultaniously contrasting its hard surface with his abundantly fluffy fluffiness. A truly sublime indie film which advises us to take our leisure at a leisurely pace, to not overexert ourselves in our play, because half napping should be something done for enjoyment, not the last resort of necessity.

Sadly, the artist is the wife of The Gneech, a known Do Somethingorotherer, and therefor must hereby be discredited of any and all art for the sake of art sort of merit. All credit hereby goes to the cat, whom our office has dubbed as, "Mister FluffyWubblePuss". We congratulate him on the successful training of his unfortunately assigned charges (Gneech and missus), and wish him well in his further endeavors!
Jul. 2nd, 2009 02:33 am (UTC)
All cats are great. What's this about the Gneech being known to Scotland Yard, that's what I want to know...
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