On the other hand, there are those who take a much more sinister view towards The Gneech. He is, for instance, well-known to Scotland Yard, which is rather peculiar considering that he's never set foot outside the United States. Detective Inspector Theresamanbehindyou of the London CID, asked about this state of affairs, replied, "Well, you can never be too careful with his sort, can you?" 
When confronted with these facts, The Gneech simply shrugs. "Well, yeah," he says. "But I do have a great cat." He then shows people this video in support of his claim:
Admittedly, it is a great cat. But as for the rest, the reader is advised to decide for themselves.
 When addressed as Detective Inspector Theresamanbehindyou, he was then quoted as saying, "Where!? Where!?"