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About The Gneech

Described by his closest friends as "almost as good, but a lot cheaper," The Gneech is widely regarded as a simpleton whose continued ability to remain at large is proof of a harsh and uncaring universe. Some more refined scholars take issue with this belief, however, contending that The Gneech is in fact actually a moron, cleverly disguised as a simpleton. Professor Smedling of the Very Expensive Institute of Helsinki, commenting on this theory, is quoted as saying, "Obviously there is a village somewhere sorely missing its idiot."

On the other hand, there are those who take a much more sinister view towards The Gneech. He is, for instance, well-known to Scotland Yard, which is rather peculiar considering that he's never set foot outside the United States. Detective Inspector Theresamanbehindyou of the London CID, asked about this state of affairs, replied, "Well, you can never be too careful with his sort, can you?" [1]

When confronted with these facts, The Gneech simply shrugs. "Well, yeah," he says. "But I do have a great cat." He then shows people this video in support of his claim:



Admittedly, it is a great cat. But as for the rest, the reader is advised to decide for themselves.

[1] When addressed as Detective Inspector Theresamanbehindyou, he was then quoted as saying, "Where!? Where!?"

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mammallamadevil
Jul. 1st, 2009 12:17 pm (UTC)
I still maintain Buddha found THEM....
but yes, he's come a long way since the first can of fancy feast and the frozen water dish...

MLD

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