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Are Ya Ready For Some FUUTBAAWL?

Y'know, when I was younger, I hated football. That may seem odd, considering how it makes recurring appearances in Suburban Jungle, but it's true. Not so much for the game itself, although I was always a bit disgusted by the idea of people getting paid tremendous amounts of money to cripple each other for life, but for the way it made people stupid.

The zenith of this was 1983, when the Redskins made it to the Super Bowl against the Miami Dolphins. Something you have to know about D.C.: this town loves two things — corruption, and the Redskins. Even when the Redskins are having their worst year ever, Washington spends the entire football season all crazygonuts about them. So when the Redskins are doing well ... it can be a nightmare.

And in 1983, the Redskins were doing really, really well. It was something of a golden age for Redskins fans, with "I Love Them Hogs" blaring from every radio, "Hail to the Redskins" the background music for every used car dealership commercial, and even the few people in town normally apathetic about football whipped into an orgiastic frenzy.

I spent that autumn hating life and wishing the entire NFL would die in a fire. And I spent the decade or so following it grinding my teeth whenever the subject of football came up.

But later, after getting over the trauma of living in a city of 5.3 million complete idiots for 8 months, I had something of an ephiphany about the value of sports in society. You see, one of the things that bothered me so much about football is that, nerfed down as it may be, it's still basically a bloodsport, and one that I could see no redeeming value for. It is the gladiatorial arena of our age. But it does provide a very important service to society:

It gives us something neutral to talk about.

This sounds fatuous, I know, but it's actually vitally important to make for a peaceful society. The old saw about "never talk about religion or politics" is absolutely true, but it barely scratches the surface. Everybody has their weird hotbutton topics, and you never know when you're going to step into a conversational landmine. ("My sister just had her third baby—" "AAAUGH! Don't you know you're despoiling the Earth!!!" ... "My coworker is a vegetarian—" "Those damn freaks! I want MEAT!" etc.)

Sports is the designated "safe topic." Any opinion about sports, no matter how vehemently held, is a valid opinion, and you can like a team, hate a team, shoot the breeze about it, argue about it, and at the end of the day still be friends — precisely because it doesn't matter.

As a card-carrying introverted geek, this is a 180° turnabout from my preferred mode of operation. I don't like to talk unless I have something to say. I don't like to pay attention to a topic unless it's actually important. But there is a value in being sociable, and part of being sociable is learning how those extroverted non-geeks interact and remain pleasant with each other. And sports generally (and around here, football especially) have a place in that.

There is also another factor that's become more important to me in the past few years, and that's the association with football and autumn. Autumn, for me, is the long exhale of relief after the searing pain of northern VA summer. Where summer is hate, autumn is love. Everything about autumn, with the possible exception of the inevitable four weeks of rain, is wonderful. And the glow of this beloved season even shines upon football. When preseason starts, I know that means that autumn will soon be upon us, and that puts joy into my heart. It would be churlish to nurture a resentment towards the sport that symbolizes this beautiful season. Instead, I should revel in it!

And so, that is what I have gradually started to do. I seek out the weak-signalled and ever-changing radio station that plays Sonny & Sam on game day (because laurie_robey and I are almost always in the car when a game is on). If I happen to be somewhere that has a TV and a comfy chair when there's a game, I may actually sit and watch. Occasionally I'll even pay attention to some game that's not the local boys, just to help me learn good football from bad, so to speak.

I may even pick up a Redskins shirt or something. I mean, burgundy and gold, they're core pieces of my natural palette. In 1983, I would have died first. But that was 26 years ago. And when I was six, I actually had a child-sized Redskins uniform, that I wore with pride because my parents told me it was a great thing. I wonder if there are any pictures of me in that thing?

-The Gneech

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daisho
Sep. 20th, 2009 08:29 pm (UTC)
On this side of the Pond, association football can be a contentious subject, but then we have the weather as the number-one topic of smalltalk instead.
stilghar
Sep. 21st, 2009 01:54 am (UTC)
One little fact that amuses me to no end: the sport that most of the world calls 'football' Americans refer to as 'soccer'...and our Football is Rugby with body armor.
hallan
Sep. 21st, 2009 12:55 pm (UTC)
I never thought of football and soccer that way before. :)

Hallan

Edited at 2009-09-21 12:55 pm (UTC)
hossblacksilver
Sep. 21st, 2009 04:16 am (UTC)
I don't know, sports, or at least professional basketball is a hot topic for me (if not locally), because it literally became politics a few years back when the (then Charlotte) Hornets decided that they had to have a bigger, nicer arena, though they couldn't sell out the old Colosseum and where jerking around the low end attendees to put in more high dollar box seats. They threatened to move if the city didn't pay for a newer, bigger arena they'd leave. Well, the city couldn't have that, we'd lose our 'world class city' raking without a pro basketball team, so they took the bill to build a new arena bundled it up with several other projects (support for the local museums, etc) that they figured no one would vote against for all the other little projects and put it in a 'non-binding' referendum.

The measure was defeated in the election, the Hornets are now in the Big Easy. And guess what the mayor and city council did? Yup, they overruled the vote, skipped the other projects and built the damned arena anyway and gave the new team a cherry of a deal. Well, the new Bobcats suck, you couldn't pay me to attend a game (the only time I've been to the new Charlotte Colosseum is to see the Lipizzaner Stallions a couple years back) and I tend to root for whomever is playing the Bobcats (except when the Hornets are here and I just wish the damn building would collapse on them). :P

Edited at 2009-09-21 04:16 am (UTC)
bigtig
Sep. 21st, 2009 06:44 am (UTC)
Sports are PERFECTLY neutral....

"Do you think Jesus will give the god-hating democrats good insight to fund a new stadium for the RedSkins?"

*duck*

Silliness aside, I agree. It's a decent enough subject to talk about with folks where you'd never have common ground. Having been at many a sporting event due to being in the marching band, I've got a basic knowledge of most things and a few fun stories. (How many of your coworkers have been ON the field at an NFL game or two?) Reading up on ESPN can usually kick you in the right direction and watching the games are fun.

It's interesting, but doing this kind of led to another direction for me: Quietly, I've started seeing my coworkers in this category (no common ground) as a chance to hone my social skills. (And sometimes my storytelling skills.) I want to be someone who is socially gracious and fun to be around. What better place to practice talking to people I normally don't relate to than in the forced and stilted social circles from work?

I've been surprised to find just how much taking a cowoker out to lunch asking and listening about their children helps in so many ways. People expect you to kiss up to them for work. When you show an interest in them and finding out more about them, the next thing you know they're willing to go a mile and a half for you.

It's an odd thing, but I think I've become a lot more tolerant as a person from it too. Thinking of others as rounded people from talking to them gives a lot more depth to your views.

Anyway, all that and 50 cents will buy you a cup of coffee. When you're next at the Redskins Game, check out the band. I know some folks in it. :)
dilletante
Sep. 21st, 2009 07:42 pm (UTC)
Any opinion about sports, no matter how vehemently held, is a valid opinion, and you can like a team, hate a team, shoot the breeze about it, argue about it, and at the end of the day still be friends — precisely because it doesn't matter.

that's kind of brilliant. :)

(i liked those games that my father's friend's grandmother's season tickets got us in to see in person. i was bored by football on tv, but watching it in person was kind of fun. also playing tackle football, pick-up games on the circle our house was on, was fun as soon as i figured out, as an unathletic geeky kid, that everybody falls over when you hold both of their legs.)
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