So I'm going in a bit later to a different stylist, this one named "Yana," apparently. I told laurie_robey, "If she regenerates into The Master, we're in big trouble."
On the other hand, I found a phone cradle on Amazon that claims to have everything I want and speakers besides for $12, including the cable connector thank you very much, so I've ordered it. I fully expect the company to burn down before they get a chance to ship it.
Time for a cuppa.