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But Let's Escape All That Pain, With This!

This world's a great big ball of dirt
with fifty billion souls
Who like to sit around and veg
down in the dark like moles
But me, I'm just the kind of girl
who loves the open air
And bits of unburned hydrocarbons blowing through my hair!

New Soylent Clear, at last it's here!
With clearly better taste
Less people too, like me and you
and less reprocessed waste
More hearty crunch
for snacks or lunch
it's crystal clear to see
New Soylent Clear's the last frontier for folks like you and me!

New Soylent Clear. Clearly less people, clearly more taste.

We now return you to your regularly-scheduled programming.

-The Gneech

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galadrion
May. 28th, 2010 04:53 pm (UTC)
Meh, it's the only purpose most of them will ever live up to.
reynai
May. 28th, 2010 05:14 pm (UTC)
Man, Space Quest 6 was a great game. I'd totally forgotten about this!
grifter_t_wolf
May. 28th, 2010 05:21 pm (UTC)
In my head that plays out like the song Zytrate Anatomy from Repo! The Genetic Opera
chipuni
May. 28th, 2010 05:31 pm (UTC)
Long pig: Nature's most perfect food!
kinkyturtle
May. 28th, 2010 07:30 pm (UTC)
Except for that whole "not wanting to be eaten" thing. They're working on breeding that out.
the_gneech
May. 28th, 2010 07:36 pm (UTC)
chipuni
May. 28th, 2010 07:49 pm (UTC)
Let's Meet the Meat!

Particularly the image...
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