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“It is one of the great tragedies of my life,” Greg announced, “that nobody has ever asked me, ‘Would you do it for a Scooby-Snack?’.”

“Well what do you expect?” said Brigid. “Anybody who knows you would realize you wouldn’t do it without at least flowers, dinner, and two excruciating weeks of romantic poetry back and forth.”

Greg blinked. “I think we may be talking about different things,” he said.

-The Gneech

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Originally published at gneech.com. You can comment here or there.

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( 5 comments — Leave a comment )
laurie_robey
Jul. 22nd, 2010 05:57 pm (UTC)
ba-dump *tish*
kesh
Jul. 22nd, 2010 06:44 pm (UTC)
I'm glad I had already swallowed my soda, or you'd owe me a new keyboard. The comedic timing in this B&G is perfect. n.n
the_gneech
Jul. 22nd, 2010 07:56 pm (UTC)
Pleased to be of service! :)

-TG
dilletante
Jul. 22nd, 2010 06:54 pm (UTC)
now there's a pickup line i've never tried...
camelai
Jul. 23rd, 2010 12:56 am (UTC)
ROFL!
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