“It is one of the great tragedies of my life,” Greg announced, “that nobody has ever asked me, ‘Would you do it for a Scooby-Snack?’.”
“Well what do you expect?” said Brigid. “Anybody who knows you would realize you wouldn’t do it without at least flowers, dinner, and two excruciating weeks of romantic poetry back and forth.”
Greg blinked. “I think we may be talking about different things,” he said.