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Work. I Can't Believe I'm Back at Work.

Just when I think I've gotten out, they pull me back to work again!

Forget it, Jake, it's work.

Look at these blast points: too accurate for sand people. Only Imperial Stormtroopers go to work.

Um...

The first rule about fight job is you don't talk about ... no.

Sorry, what was I saying?

-The Gneech

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frostdemn
Sep. 8th, 2010 07:52 pm (UTC)
Imperial Stormtroopers and Accuracy really don't mesh well in the same sentence without a negative.
torakiyoshi
Sep. 9th, 2010 12:35 am (UTC)
VIRUS WARNING
This virus warning is genuine.

There is a new virus going around, called "work." If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.

This has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.

If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words "I've had enough of your crap... I'm off to the pub." The "work" should automatically be forgotten by your brain. If you receive "work" in paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag the "work" to your garbage can. Put on your hat and coat and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints of beer (or rum punch). After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that "work" will no longer be of any relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo" was the greatest cartoon ever.

Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do NOT have anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has already corrupted your life.
kinkyturtle
Sep. 9th, 2010 07:39 am (UTC)
Remember the whole "planet" website craze?

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2000/01/21/
hossblacksilver
Sep. 14th, 2010 05:42 pm (UTC)
There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
What?
Don't cross the jobs.
Why?
It would be bad.
I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule of fun in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Total social reversal.
Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
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