Arr! Ye Olde Chaarrrcoal Chimney Be a Mighty Success!
Ahoy there, all ye swabs who gave me the word about the charrrcoal chimney! I got one of the scurvy traps today and I be so pleased with its perfarrrmance that I won't have ye hung from a gibbet! Not only did it light up me coals like a supercargo, but they were the same blasted coals that wouldn't even light last week!
I'll be passin' the word on to me mateys, that were some good advice. Avast!