I realize that Bruce Campbell and graveyardgreg share a certain over-the-topness. However, that's no reason for you to be inflicting upon me dreams in which Greg performs the If You Have It, You Don't Need It routine in what appears to be a co-ed locker room.
I mean, seriously, WTF.
What's next, tygercowboy on a football field, reciting, "Hello ladies! How are you? Fantastic. Look at your man — now back to me!"?