Greg looked wistfully at his web browser. “Alas! Leslie Nielsen has passed away.”
Brigid shook her head. “He shouldn’t have had the fish.”
Greg narrowed his eyes at her. “Surely it would be inappropriate to joke at a time like this.”
“It would be inappropriate,” said Brigid. “And don’t call me ‘Shirley’.”
-The Gneech
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