You’re a hoser, Mister Grinch you’re a total spazoid dork you’re just completely bogus and your parentage is borked, Mister Grinch You’re a salmonella salad made with… under-cooked pork! You’re overly sensitive, Mister Grinch constructive criticism makes you mad You take it all so personal it’s really rather sad, Mister Grinch You just keep looking at me like… I’m being some kind of cad! You’re the anti-Christ, Mister Grinch you’re the harbinger of End Times and they’re digging a new hell now just to cover all your crimes, Mister Grinch You’re a shambling blob of tentacles and eyes… oozing in acidic slime! -The Gneech Originally published at gneech.com . You can comment here or there .