Add the caffeine-and-sugar cocktail of a bottled mocha frappuccino (microwaved for 2 minutes = perfect hot cup of coffee), and you've got a Gneech who can pass as being alive at this time of morning!
...for about forty minutes, anyway. Expect me to pass out at my desk just before lunch. Thud.
Koyaanisqatsi, man. Koyaanisqatsi.