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“Oh, no,” said Greg. “I can’t believe it.”

“What?” said Brigid.

“Look at the seating arrangements. I’m going to be wedged between Treville and Uncle Bob for the whole bloody reception!”

“It’s only a couple of hours,” said Brigid.

“Ugh,” said Greg. “Just shoot me.”

“I thought you’d never ask!” said Brigid, producing a 9mm automatic from her coat pocket.

“What?” Greg managed to say, before she shot him dead on the spot.

THE END

<-- previous B&G

Originally published at gneech.com. You can comment here or there.

Comments

( 16 comments — Leave a comment )
chipuni
Apr. 1st, 2011 01:47 pm (UTC)
The end, for now and forever!
the_gneech
Apr. 1st, 2011 01:53 pm (UTC)
Oh noes!

-TG
exatron
Apr. 1st, 2011 02:11 pm (UTC)
Finally.
the_gneech
Apr. 1st, 2011 02:21 pm (UTC)
Ouch!

-TG
the_sedgwicks
Apr. 1st, 2011 02:25 pm (UTC)
huh. I always figured it would end like this. It was only a matter of time.

:D
the_gneech
Apr. 1st, 2011 02:25 pm (UTC)
Honestly, I thought it would be Greg. It's always the quiet ones!

-TG
lowen_kind
Apr. 1st, 2011 02:34 pm (UTC)
You, sir, are very silly. :=3
the_gneech
Apr. 1st, 2011 02:54 pm (UTC)
I have no idea what you could possibly be referring to.

-TG
daemionfox
Apr. 1st, 2011 04:30 pm (UTC)
Well...

At least he went out with a bang.
the_gneech
Apr. 1st, 2011 04:50 pm (UTC)
D'Oh!

-TG
radbaron
Apr. 1st, 2011 08:23 pm (UTC)
Alas, poor Greg. He was of the wrong calibre.
mooncat
Apr. 1st, 2011 08:42 pm (UTC)
Well, at least he got the last word.
kinkyturtle
Apr. 1st, 2011 10:02 pm (UTC)
Dammit, The Gneech! How could you kill off one of your most popular characters like this?! That's it, I'm never reading your fictionlets again! They're RUINED now! RUINED, I say!
rowyn
Apr. 1st, 2011 10:55 pm (UTC)
Also, "Bridgid and Zombie" won't be the same.
bailiff
Apr. 2nd, 2011 04:25 am (UTC)
Greg is lucky, Uncle Bob could've been nekkid again.
hossblacksilver
Apr. 8th, 2011 04:54 pm (UTC)
And then Ozymandias wakes up in the shower. XD
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