November 5th, 2002

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What Is The Gneech, REALLY?

Since people didn't seem to care for the options in my last poll, I decided to revise it. Enjoy! And remember to vote your conscience, because it doesn't have any hands and can't pull the lever itself.

Poll #73018 What Is the Gneech, REALLY?

What Is The Gneech, REALLY?

The Gneech is emblematic of postmodern sensibility.
The Gneech is orbiting the sun at a distance of roughly 98 million miles.
The Gneech is a strong argument in favor of a two-child policy.
The Gneech is a riddle inside an enigma, wrapped in a conundrum and smothered with secret sauce.
The Gneech is my bestest friend ever! (Except for all the others.)
The Gneech is an architectural feature typical of 16th-century cathedrals. Or is that a flying buttress?
The Gneech is just zis guy, y'know?

Hey! Get To Work, Me!

I've got code to crank out! I don't have time to keep staring off into space, surfing websites, and generally puttering around! I'd better get to it if I know what's good for me, mister!

-The Gneech

Oh yeah? Bite me, it's fun.

-The Gneech
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