Since people didn't seem to care for the options in my last poll, I decided to revise it. Enjoy! And remember to vote your conscience, because it doesn't have any hands and can't pull the lever itself.
What Is The Gneech, REALLY?
The Gneech is emblematic of postmodern sensibility.
The Gneech is orbiting the sun at a distance of roughly 98 million miles.
The Gneech is a strong argument in favor of a two-child policy.
The Gneech is a riddle inside an enigma, wrapped in a conundrum and smothered with secret sauce.
The Gneech is my bestest friend ever! (Except for all the others.)
The Gneech is an architectural feature typical of 16th-century cathedrals. Or is that a flying buttress?
The Gneech is just zis guy, y'know?