March 12th, 2003

Kero asleep

Coming Soon to a Bed Near You

Friends, are you tired? Listless? Irritable? Then maybe you, like so many hundreds of others, could benefit from the refreshing properties of SLEEP!

Yes, SLEEP, that wonder-substance known to the ancients, is now available at the low, low cost of FREE, but only for a limited time through this amazing special offer!

And it's not just you that can benefit! Pets love SLEEP, too! Just listen to what this satisfied pet owner has to say:

"My cat loves SLEEP so much, she does it eighteen to twenty-two hours a day! I can't get her to stop using SLEEP!"
--Henrietta "Hankie" Burlaps

So how can you get some SLEEP, you ask? It's so simple and easy, you'll wonder why you've never had decent SLEEP before!

All you need to do is find a dark, quiet room, and lie down. Sooner or later, without any artifial ingredients or dangerous stimulants, you'll gain the beneficial and 100% natural effects of SLEEP! So try some tonight! You'll be glad you did!

-The Gneech