September 10th, 2003

Yue grim

Star Commander Wing Blazer Wars Trek

Sound doesn't travel in space.

Spaceships don't make bank turns.

Lasers don't fire visible bolts.

Energy screens don't deflect damage.

Deck plates can't simulate gravity.

SF editors don't like cat-headed aliens.

"Space carriers" make no sense.

"Space fighters" also make no sense.

Anti-gravity has no meaning.

Jump gates don't exist.

...but they should.

-The Gneech, would-be Star Force cadet since 1973
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