And to wish you a happy birthday, here's SCUMBAG THE BIRTHDAY CLOWN!
HEEEEEEEY! It's your BIIIIIIIRTHDAAAAY! That means it's time for THE BIRTHDAY SONG!
HAPPY birthday! HAPPY birthday!
WHOOP de do! WHOOP de do!
Hope you don't resent it!
Open up your present!
Just for you! Just for you!
*Scumbag disappears in a *poof!* of multicolored smoke, leaving a big, white box with a bright teal ribbon. katayamma tugs on the ribbon and KABOOM! he's instantly showered in an explosion of brightly colored paints, and silly string*
katayamma: Oh great. Will this come out in the laundry, or is this like gravy?