It's the big 4-0 for everybody's favorite button-making bear, so to celebrate, here comes Scumbag the Birthday Clown!
HEEEEEEEEEY! It's your BIIIIRTHDAAAAAY! That means it's time for THE BIRTHDAY SONG!!!
Happy birthday, HAPPY birthday!
Hope you don't resent it!
Open up your present!
Just for you! JUST for you!
*Scumbag disappears in a big *POOF!* of blue smoke, leaving a box with a big red ribbon. bjbuttons pulls on the ribbon and SPLUT! he gets whomped inna nose by a chocolate cream pie!*
bjbuttons: Do I look like Weebl to you???