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April 27th, 2004

Open Letter to the Media

Don't call him "Jacko," for cryin' out loud. The man has a name.

-The Gneech

Where's the Beef???

Having this Clié handy is having an odd effect ... whenever I see weird stuff (and around here, you see a LOT of weird stuff) I suddenly have an urge to record it.

And so it is that I present a spokesperson for a local fast food restaurant exhorting the Fairfax County Police to Eat Mor Chikin.

I assure you, officer, that I'm udderly innocent of any crime.

I can just hear it now...

Good Cop: "Dairy ask why you're parading around with that sign, sir?"
Cow: "I'm sorry officer, I wasn't trying to be Bossy."
Bad Cop: "I wouldn't put it pasture."

-The Gneech, milking this for all it's worth

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