And to celebrate, here's SCUMBAG THE BIRTHDAY CLOWN!
HEEEEEY! It's your BIIIIIIRTHDAAAAY!
That means it's time for THE BIRTHDAY SONG!!!
Happy birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Hope you don't resent it!
Open up your present!
Just for you! JUST FOR YOU!
*Scumbag disappears in a giant POOF! of funky salmon-orange smoke, leaving behind a great big box with a lime green ribbon. kheetor84 tugs the ribbon revealing ... a dozen kittens and puppies! D'Awwwwww! And they're piddling on the rug! D'Awwwwwww!*